Well, I have had enough. Fine. So, the fine has been paid.
But, this is not the first time.
- Speeding fines - How can they fine me for speeding over a speed limit which they determine. It is not my fault the speed limit was too low.
- Parking fines - I grew up in a third world country where parking was based on whoever drove the bigger vehicle. This could be a new policy for the Victorian government.
- Fines for crossing a light that is not the color green. What right does the government have to determine red as a colour for stop. In some cultures, the colour for stop is the faded grey of a gun or a tank. (Don't mention the war.)
- Centrelink, a welfare organisation, fined me for receiving payments from them that i was apparently not entitled to receive.
- Video shop fine - It is not my fault that the movie was so good I had to watch it again.
- Library fine - Today, I received a ten dollar fine for having a book that was three weeks overdue. Now, it is not my fault that it was such a good book. Highly recommended (Christopher Priest for those who are interested)
After being battered by fines by every government department or retail establishment, which in turn pays money to the government, I have had enough.
Most probably, I will be fined for writing this blog. Last weekend I was hiking in a cave near the Twelve apostles, the wall of the cave smashed into my head causing lots of blood to flow. Will I be fined by the Victorian State Government for leaving blood in a national park? Or should the cave be fined for causing damage to my head?
You are most probably thinking : If I had followed the rules, then there would have been no fines. But, I draw a line in the sand. There should be a system where for every good deed acted on, you receive a credit point. This credit point can then be used when an infringement is committed as a form of payment. For example, when I give way at an intersection to allow an elderly lady to cross the road, then I receive an immediate credit point. When I drive my car in the left lane, using bio-fuel and driving twenty kilometres below the speed limit, then an immediate 5 credit points is allocated to me. So, there is always balance.
P.S. If anyone would like to contribute to the Payment of Fines for Andrew Grace Fund (PoFAGF) please leave a comment in this entry.
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In New Zealand, you can be fined for going that slow...
That'll be a $45 fine for a failure to blog weekly, and a line fine for drawing a line in private sand.
Hahaha - point 3 is awesome.
Also, i like your proposed system of credit. Drink enough fairtrade coffee and i might finally be able to earn the right to hunt a man in the wilderness with only my wits and a machette...
Are you sure you want to stick with the acronym "PoFAGF"... try saying it outloud.
that is indeed a 'fine' blog entry!
Oh I see, So So many Fines, how fine is that. Well I can tell you I haven't had any Fines, you forgot to mention public transport as well. I loved the rant though thanks
so you are allowed to choose who who vote for but not allowed to choose to vote...if you voted for the wrong candidate would you then accrue a second fine? or what if who you voted for doesnt win, do you then accrue yet another fine for voting for the loser? when does it end?
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